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driver classifacation
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
i thought it would be really good, for drivers to be classified, according to their lfs world stats, those with pbs within xx seconds of wr or a certain win lose ratio could be class A drivers, the next could be class B and so on. also add incentive for new people to raise up, and also could help in leagues, when people have different groups. rthered have to be a fairly fair and efficient way of calculating class though. and opffline mode causes problems to, as theres no recorded stats. anyway, ill leave the idea to be flamed over.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
hehe i once left a massive mark on a dirt road cos i pulled away with a handbrake on. i am such a foolia. especially to admit to it on this forum.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
hello. just thought id visit my old thread once in a while. and remember, use search function, drive clean, send a cheque for £50000 made payable to me, do not wreck, give me your car keys, obey the blue flag, dont do skins in paint. and i think that about covers it. and like rappa z said, be preperead to loose your social life. god i miss mine.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote :Idiots also have names, so they will still be there.

LMAO
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from sgt.flippy :I just went for the second time, one in the morning, one in the afternoon, and normally one in the evening Never at school, I don't like public places, they're always so dirty!

i think iv onlty evver had a shit in school about twice. both because of hot currys the night before.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
who exactly are simfia?
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
@funnybear, a thread involving shit, germans and sex IS NOT A GOOD IDEA (according to the stereotype)
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
too loud!!

stiff mattress or soft mattress (girls feel free to post )
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
.jpg is smaller so .jpg

liberty city of vice city?
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
deisel, the one in the red cylincer like bottle.

chavs or goths (im neither btw)
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
*we all claps*
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
uv lost me, but ill have a wild guess and say one on 72 (if ones me and 72`s hotties)

skinny or something to grab hold of (but not overly fat)
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
leagues.

one hot for one night, or 5 cute in one night? or if your up for it, all them in one night?
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
if i go in a server with a combo i donw know, i always say i dont know the track, and just wait a few seconds at the start line when they start (assuming your last, if not, enter pits and wait till the green light).
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from Bob Smith :No accounting for taste here. Next time somebody decides to invent a random topic, could it be a bit cleaner?

Anyway, where's the "more than once per day" option?

its still a bit cleaner than a german toilett
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
lol, where it normally says s2 licensed, demo player or moderator, for aliens it should actually say alien.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from P5YcHoM4N :Read page one...

will do.

EDIT: o... k...

stil doesnt stop me wanting a house in germany when im a succesfull milllionaire. (i wish)
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Captain Slow
S2 licensed
i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,
i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,

i had to put her 6 feet under,
and i can still hear her complain,

i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,
i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,

i knew id miss her,
so i had to keep her,
shes burried right in my backyard,

<guitar solo>

i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,
i used to love her, oohh yea
but i had to kill her,

she bitched so much,
she drove me nuts,
and now where happier this waaaaaaaaaaaay,

<guitar solo>

i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,
i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,

i had to put her 6 feet under,
and i can still hear her complain,

by guns and roses.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from shaGuar :Okay, just thourght i looked funny :P

it would look odd though, so i understand your concern.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from P5YcHoM4N :You know, this begs the question, how do German toilets handle runs, or even vomit, because that stuff leaves your body at a billion miles an hour and sprays all over the place, nothing worse then getting a face full of vomit or an ass covered in dukie.

where did you get germans from?
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
offline mode. simple. just another two aliens in my eyes.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed


although the msn variant looks rarther scary.


loud farts that dont smell or quiet ones that do
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
every day!! sometimes a few times a day if its theday after a curry. (madras or vindaloo)
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
one tip if its your first event. make sure you stick to the time schedule. *thinks back to storm racing event starting without me*
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. that just makes me like cats even less. its dressed as a leprechaun and it cant even look nice. now thats sayin something.
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG