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Captain Slow
S2 licensed
who exactly are simfia?
Captain Slow
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@funnybear, a thread involving shit, germans and sex IS NOT A GOOD IDEA (according to the stereotype)
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
too loud!!

stiff mattress or soft mattress (girls feel free to post )
Captain Slow
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.jpg is smaller so .jpg

liberty city of vice city?
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
deisel, the one in the red cylincer like bottle.

chavs or goths (im neither btw)
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
*we all claps*
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
uv lost me, but ill have a wild guess and say one on 72 (if ones me and 72`s hotties)

skinny or something to grab hold of (but not overly fat)
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
leagues.

one hot for one night, or 5 cute in one night? or if your up for it, all them in one night?
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
if i go in a server with a combo i donw know, i always say i dont know the track, and just wait a few seconds at the start line when they start (assuming your last, if not, enter pits and wait till the green light).
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from Bob Smith :No accounting for taste here. Next time somebody decides to invent a random topic, could it be a bit cleaner?

Anyway, where's the "more than once per day" option?

its still a bit cleaner than a german toilett
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
lol, where it normally says s2 licensed, demo player or moderator, for aliens it should actually say alien.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from P5YcHoM4N :Read page one...

will do.

EDIT: o... k...

stil doesnt stop me wanting a house in germany when im a succesfull milllionaire. (i wish)
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Captain Slow
S2 licensed
i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,
i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,

i had to put her 6 feet under,
and i can still hear her complain,

i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,
i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,

i knew id miss her,
so i had to keep her,
shes burried right in my backyard,

<guitar solo>

i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,
i used to love her, oohh yea
but i had to kill her,

she bitched so much,
she drove me nuts,
and now where happier this waaaaaaaaaaaay,

<guitar solo>

i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,
i used to love her,
but i had to kill her,

i had to put her 6 feet under,
and i can still hear her complain,

by guns and roses.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from shaGuar :Okay, just thourght i looked funny :P

it would look odd though, so i understand your concern.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from P5YcHoM4N :You know, this begs the question, how do German toilets handle runs, or even vomit, because that stuff leaves your body at a billion miles an hour and sprays all over the place, nothing worse then getting a face full of vomit or an ass covered in dukie.

where did you get germans from?
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
offline mode. simple. just another two aliens in my eyes.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed


although the msn variant looks rarther scary.


loud farts that dont smell or quiet ones that do
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
every day!! sometimes a few times a day if its theday after a curry. (madras or vindaloo)
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
one tip if its your first event. make sure you stick to the time schedule. *thinks back to storm racing event starting without me*
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. that just makes me like cats even less. its dressed as a leprechaun and it cant even look nice. now thats sayin something.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
okey dokey ill bear that in mind. i need to change my bank account balance from £0.00 before i buy anything.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
hmmm. thanks for the info ill look into that.

there was a valve amp going at this blues festival i was at the other week, but my uncle bought it, and im glad cos it doesnt even work.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
imagine what its like in america. they probably sue for using two letters in the same order.

EDIT: so could people be sued for recreating a skin of a real life race car?
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Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from Hankstar :Now I think about it, this is a rather odd site - it's kinda like a cat version of piling crap all over your mates when they get smashed and pass out ... you cat people are downright wierd illepall

it took you this long to realise that anyone with a cat is weird? i dont really like cats. (im holding back a hell of a lot here).
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
*we all claps*
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